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I have to confess, I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night.

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really ‘hot’ daughter.

We drank a few drinks, and then she asked me if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double? What’s that? I asked. ‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.

Wow ! My mind went wild with the idea, as I wondered what her daughter looked like, I said, ‘No, I haven’t.’ We drank several more drinks then a few shots, and then she said with a wink, ‘tonight’s your lucky night’.

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

‘Mom, you still awake?’

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