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FOUR OLD ITALIAN LADIES

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FOUR OLD ITALIAN LADIES

These four older
ladies who lived in Italy
Always sat outside
together near the church
And chatted about when they were
younger.



One month ago they
pooled their money together
And bought a laptop.
Never having been, but
having heard all about Florida ,
They just happened to click on
St. Augustine , FL.

They read about the
"Fountain of Youth" claimed by
The Spaniards when they arrived
there.

They collected up
all they had left and sent for four
Bottles of the water. As soon as
it arrived, they drank as directed.

The rest of this
story will make you a believer, because
here they are today...



No.......This is TRUE!

Really!
Would we lie to you?
We have a limited supply of this
water available at an
incredibly low price of just
$1,499.95 a bottle. Seriously

..............................

HURRY BEFORE THE

INVENTORY RUNS OUT!!!!

Make checks payable to:
"Democratic National Committee
To Reelect Obama"
(You can trust us, we would NEVER lie to you!)


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