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Barack and Michelle are at the World Series Game 6. They’re sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Barak. At first, Obama stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head “no”. The agent then says, “Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy.”
Obama hesitates … but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it.
Obama shrugs his shoulders and says, “Ho-Kay! If that’s what the people want. C’mere Michelle baby…” With that, Obama gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, “Barak, you “!^$#@&!”
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Obama is bowing, smiling, and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, “How about that. I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that.”
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale in the face, Obama asks what is wrong. The agent replies, “Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first pitch.”
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