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Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year,
And every year Bill would say, " Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "Blanche always replied, " I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks is fifty bucks!

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One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said, " Blanche, I'm 75 years old.

If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance "To this, Blanche replied, " Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks " The pilot overheard the couple and said, " Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride.

If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars. "Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,
" By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed! "Bill replied, " Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Blanche fell out,





But you know, Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "



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