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My wife said to me
"watcha' doing today"
I said "nothing"
She said "you did that yesterday"
I said "I wasn't finished"
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My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we have no idea where the hell he is.
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I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
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I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
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If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
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And then she said
"what's the best form of birth control for over 60's"
I said "nudity".
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