To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli...
(E Coli)– bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I'm doing it as a public service!
