My favorite Boudreaux Jokes

May 19th, 2011, 01:21 AM

In Louisiana, this fella, Boudreaux, had a bad vehicle accident, caused by a truck.
In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Boudreaux: Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'? the lawyer asked.
Boudreaux responded, 'Let me told you what happened.
Me, I had jus loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da . . '
I didn't ask for any details,' the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?
Boudreaux said, 'I had jus got Bessie into da trailer and I was driving down da road . . .'
The lawyer interrupted again and! said , 'Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that,
at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine.
Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to answer the question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Boudreaux's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie.'

Boudreaux thanked the Judge and proceeded, 'I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and was driving her down da highway when dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. Me, I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into da udder.. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move at tall. But, I could herd ole Bessie moanin and groanin. Me, I knew she was in some kind o' terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after da accident, a Highway Patrolman, he came on da scene. He herd Bessie moanin' and groanin' so, him, he went over ta her. After he took hisself a look at her, he took out his gun and shot her between da eyes. Den da Patrolman came cross da road, gun in hand, and looked at me, and said 'How are you feeling?''

'Now what da heck would you say?!'

May 19th, 2011, 01:24 AM

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux saw an ad in the Moultrie Observer newspaper up in Mammou, LA (mamooo, looziana) and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

They said, "Ok. then just bring us the dead mule."

The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"

Boudreaux said, "We're gonna raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"

Thibodeaux said, "We shore can, Heck, we don't havta tell nobody he'sdead."

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Boudreaux & Thibodeaux at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked, "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"

They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wus gonna do." Boudreaux said, "Shucks, we sold [COLOR=darkgreen]500[/COLOR] tickets fer two dollars a piece. We  made a profit of $898."

The farmer said, "My Goodness, didn't anyone complain?"

Boudreaux said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."

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