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Started:August 12th, 2009 (09:15 AM) by jonesr9 Views / Replies:1,080 / 2
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Memory Loss - Humor

Old August 12th, 2009, 09:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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Old August 12th, 2009, 11:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That's a joke right?


Otherwise I sure admire your confidence. You must be a good trader!

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Old August 12th, 2009, 11:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ok now thats funny

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