Angora rabbit with an Easter Bunny - Off-Topic | futures io social day trading
futures io futures trading

Angora rabbit with an Easter Bunny
Updated: Views / Replies:1,282 / 0
Created: by Poocher Attachments:0

Welcome to futures io.

(If you already have an account, login at the top of the page)

futures io is the largest futures trading community on the planet, with over 90,000 members. At futures io, our goal has always been and always will be to create a friendly, positive, forward-thinking community where members can openly share and discuss everything the world of trading has to offer. The community is one of the friendliest you will find on any subject, with members going out of their way to help others. Some of the primary differences between futures io and other trading sites revolve around the standards of our community. Those standards include a code of conduct for our members, as well as extremely high standards that govern which partners we do business with, and which products or services we recommend to our members.

At futures io, our focus is on quality education. No hype, gimmicks, or secret sauce. The truth is: trading is hard. To succeed, you need to surround yourself with the right support system, educational content, and trading mentors Ė all of which you can find on futures io, utilizing our social trading environment.

With futures io, you can find honest trading reviews on brokers, trading rooms, indicator packages, trading strategies, and much more. Our trading review process is highly moderated to ensure that only genuine users are allowed, so you donít need to worry about fake reviews.

We are fundamentally different than most other trading sites:
  • We are here to help. Just let us know what you need.
  • We work extremely hard to keep things positive in our community.
  • We do not tolerate rude behavior, trolling, or vendors advertising in posts.
  • We firmly believe in and encourage sharing. The holy grail is within you, we can help you find it.
  • We expect our members to participate and become a part of the community. Help yourself by helping others.

You'll need to register in order to view the content of the threads and start contributing to our community.  It's free and simple.

-- Big Mike, Site Administrator

Thread Tools Search this Thread

Angora rabbit with an Easter Bunny

  #1 (permalink)
Elite Member
Los Angeles
Futures Experience: Beginner
Platform: SC, MT,
Broker/Data: Forex
Favorite Futures: Forex
Poocher's Avatar
Posts: 303 since Jun 2009
Thanks: 360 given, 107 received

Angora rabbit with an Easter Bunny

When one breeds an angora rabbit with an Easter Bunny is that a cross hair?

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.

Three Rednecks just died,
and arrive at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.
St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates
if they can answer one simple question.
St Peter asks the first Redneck,
The Redneck replies, "Oh, that's easy,
Please register on to view futures trading content such as post attachment(s), image(s), and screenshot(s).
it's the holiday in November when
everybody gets together,
eats turkey, and is thankful..."
"WRONG," replies St. Peter,
and proceeds to ask the second Redneck
the same question,
Please register on to view futures trading content such as post attachment(s), image(s), and screenshot(s).
The second Redneck replies,
"No, Easter is the holiday in December
when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents,
and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the second Redneck,
shakes his head in disgust,
looks at the third Redneck and asks,
The third Redneck smiles and looks St. Peter in the eye.
"I know what Easter is.
Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with
the Jewish celebration of Passover.
Please register on to view futures trading content such as post attachment(s), image(s), and screenshot(s).
Jesus and his disciples were eating
at the last supper
and Jesus was later deceived
and turned over to the Romans
by one of his disciples.
The Romans took him
to be crucified and he was
stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns,
and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands.
He was buried in a nearby cave
which was sealed off by a large boulder."
St. Peter smiles broadly with delight.

The third Redneck continues,
"Every year the boulder is moved aside
so that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow,
there will be six more weeks of winter."

Reply With Quote


futures io > > > Angora rabbit with an Easter Bunny

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Upcoming Webinars and Events (4:30PM ET unless noted)

Wyckoff Hunting for Great Risk/Reward Ratio w/Gary Fullett

Elite only

Digging into the Details of iSystems w/Stage 5 & iSystems

Jun 5

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Happy Easter! Big Mike Off-Topic 4 April 3rd, 2010 09:52 AM
Gio's Pet Rabbit TAJTrades Off-Topic 4 October 19th, 2009 10:59 AM

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:00 PM.

Copyright © 2018 by futures io, s.a., Av Ricardo J. Alfaro, Century Tower, Panama, +507 833-9432,
All information is for educational use only and is not investment advice.
There is a substantial risk of loss in trading commodity futures, stocks, options and foreign exchange products. Past performance is not indicative of future results.
no new posts
Page generated 2018-05-22 in 0.09 seconds with 19 queries on phoenix via your IP