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Somebody has to pay for the damage to the installation. And think about it, if you don't have those $ 200, you can't be sure, that any of your friends will help you out, as you are already dead.

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Suicide is against the law...not sure what the punishment is....

I'm just a simple man trading a simple plan.

My daddy always said, "Every day above ground is a good day!"
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Suicide is against the law...not sure what the punishment is....


Resurrection?

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Resurrection?


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Resurrection?

Best Line from "Drive Angry" where Nicolas Cage escapes from Hell ....

Satan's Henchman, "You wait until Satan gets here..."

Cage, "What's he gonna do .... not let me back in?"

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Best Line from "Drive Angry" where Nicolas Cage escapes from Hell ....

Satan's Henchman, "You wait until Satan gets here..."

Cage, "What's he gonna do .... not let me back in?"


If you do not want to touch the wire, there are other options. This would not be suicide, but you can plead for stupidity. So you will not go to hell.

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Somebody has to pay for the damage to the installation. And think about it, if you don't have those $ 200, you can't be sure, that any of your friends will help you out, as you are already dead.

No, no, no, ... he/she'll pay; if he/she is an unrepentant sinner, the first assignment in hell is the payment of the $200 fine , then followed with everlasting hell fire, and which is more painful than the self-induced electrocution; if he/she is a repentant sinner, then heaven'll still beckon on him/her with everlasting joy and peace.

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No, no, no, ... he/she'll pay; if he/she is an unrepentant sinner, the first assignment in hell is the payment of the $200 fine , then followed with everlasting hell fire, and which is more painful than the self-induced electrocution; if he/she is a repentant sinner, then heaven'll still beckon on him/her with everlasting joy and peace.

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Paying for your Sins

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Paying for your Sins

Surely, but not in $$$$$$$$$$$ (unless you're carrying over a fine from earth to the gate ); and no option of a re-born/born-again @ the gate of decision; its either to heaven or to hell.

TMFT, that's some good comedy video.

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black humor, i love it.

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