Funny pic of the day

futures io · 2022-05-27T05:07:24-04:00

In addition the following story with humor: An old lady comes to a bank branch to withdraw money. She gives the bank clerk her bank card and says: I would like to withdraw 10 euros, please. The teller replies: For cash withdrawals under 100,- you have to use the ATM !!!! May I know why? asks the old lady. The cashier answers while handing back her bank card: These are our rules and instructions, madam. The woman hesitated for a moment, not knowing what to do with it...... Please, there are people …

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xplorer Site Moderator London UK Experience: Beginner Platform: CQG Broker: S5 Trading: Futures Posts: 5,646 since Sep 2015 Thanks: 14,505 given, 14,447 received	Contibutions welcome - I'll start............ NOTE: Most of the pictures in this thread used to have an accompanying title. In some occasions the title provided context and meaning to the pic. Since the title feature was recently removed, that resulted in all the titles gone, so you may realize some of the olders pics now don't make much sense...

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