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The network guy got fired ;-)

If he was going to get fired first that's a nice goodbye present!

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What is this?????.......a foundry?.... strange environment.....

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Speaking of cocks.

Hilarious. I can't tell for the life of me to whom that looks like.

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Brilliant Homer. I must start watching more Simpsons.

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Brilliant Homer. I must start watching more Simpsons.

He might've had a bit of influence in the next picture



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ABBOTT : Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%.

COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?


ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.

COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.

ABBOTT: 5.6% Unemployed.

COSTELLO: Right 5.6% out of work.

ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.

COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 23% unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, that’s 5.6%.

COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 5.6% or 23%?

ABBOTT: 5.6% are unemployed. 23% are out of work.

COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, Congress said you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.

COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!

ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.

COSTELLO: What point?

ABBOTT: Someone who doesn’t look for work can’t be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn’t be fair.

COSTELLO: To whom?

ABBOTT: The unemployed.

COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.

ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

COSTELLO: So if you’re off the unemployment roles that would count as less unemployment?

ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

COSTELLO:The unemployment just goes down because you don’t look for work?

ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That’s how it gets to 5.6%. Otherwise it would be 23%.


COSTELLO : Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?

ABBOTT : Two ways is correct.

COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?

ABBOTT: Correct.

COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?

ABBOTT: Bingo.

COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work.

ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like an Economist.

COSTELLO: I don’t even know what the hell I just said!

ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like a Politician.

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He might've had a bit of influence in the next picture



About time right?

This must have been his medieval ancestor. Sir Eatsalot.

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Shockingly badly PhotoShopped image, and garbage commentary to boot. This is plumbing new levels of crap for even the PC BBC. Truly awful.

Still 0.07C has probably kept a few more grants alive for a while, regardless of it's complete insignificance (again.)

Yes, we are making a truly awful mess of the planet, but this nonsense helps nobody and is just plain funny. It's the sun stupid. I'm buying parkas for Majorca next year.


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Shockingly badly PhotoShopped image, and garbage commentary to boot. This is plumbing new levels of crap for even the PC BBC. Truly awful.

Can't decide whether funny or sad. Do you reckon they put that image in there knowing that it was badly shopped and thus trying to be 'modern', or do you think it's a case of lack of attention?

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Yes, we are making a truly awful mess of the planet, but this nonsense helps nobody and is just plain funny. It's the sun stupid. I'm buying parkas for Majorca next year.


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Can't decide whether funny or sad. Do you reckon they put that image in there knowing that it was badly shopped and thus trying to be 'modern', or do you think it's a case of lack of attention?

It seems it was first used by the Boston Globe and the article syndicated.
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/researcher-technician-josh-jones-reaches-his-arm-into-news-photo/480589822

A picture of Josh Jones. https://oceanbites.org/a-career-in-marine-mammal-acoustics-and-the-arctic/
I'll fire up my Photoshop tomorrow and look closely, it seems so fake but.. there is the odd one where the lighting is tricky. Course you'd be mad to stand on ice that thin in wellies unless he was putting his hand into a hole drilled in the ice. This would explain the surface water, virtually no shadow is normal on a translucent surface.

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Watching the senate hearings today I was considering how Gov Rick Perry of Texas who studied animal husbandry and led cheers at Texas A&M could seriously contemplate the job of Secretary of Energy; responsible for complex roles including cyber security and the maintaining United States’ nuclear arsenal (2/3 of it's budget).

The current secretary is Ernest J. Moniz, who was chairman of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology physics department and directed the linear accelerator at M.I.T.’s Laboratory for Nuclear Science. Before Mr. Moniz, the job belonged to Steven Chu, a physicist who won a Nobel Prize.

But then I found this pic and realised that animal husbandry is much more technological that you'd think.

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But then I found this pic and realised that animal husbandry is much more technological that you'd think.

That pic reminded me of this one.

Who knows French understands that the text says "the horse's bones correspond to some human bones", but come on!

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That pic reminded me of this one.

Who knows French understands that the text says "the horse's bones correspond to some human bones", but come on!

They could of very easily place the human image above the horse.....lol....they knew what they were doing.....

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Sorry
it's a movie.. but the image is hilarious



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skip the dutch text/subtitles if you don't speak Dutch,
a bit later the spoken message is in English

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Sorry
it's a movie.. but the image is hilarious

cudo's to the Dutch
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ROFLMAOF

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and then the obligatory photoshops

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For a just a moment there you had hope

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