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There's a lot of these going around in Texas. I tried to pick 3 of the less-political ones.
For non-Americans, Ted Cruz is one of the two Texas Senator's, he is a Republican and has been very critical of California, which is run by Democrats. Hence why his tweet from August (when California had Power Outages) is getting so much publicity.
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@WoodyFox I tried to be tasteful and pick ones that are funny because of the current situation rather than ones that only funny if you believe the politics. As such I don't believe they are 'negative' political jokes. I think your being a little politically sensitive here. Cruz did flee the state he represents for an unplanned sunny vacation. Cruz did condemn California for their power outages only to have an even worse outages in his own state. They are not even twisting the truth. Surely the irony of all that is funny whatever your politics? On the other hand, what you posted is nothing but a 'negative' political joke, made with soul intention to give one side a laugh and to piss the other side off.
If you went through this thread, and remove every picture that pissed somebody off, it would be a much smaller thread, with many of the pictures left, not that funny in anyway.
I will try and refrain from posting anything similar, no matter how funny.
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I will try and refrain from posting anything similar, no matter how funny.
Thank you, I think that would be best for all.
I will remove mine.
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The Ted Cruz shit is funny.
So is the one about Biden not touching Hillary, i was going to thank it before realizing it was deleted.
Come on guys, this is a funny thread. If we stick to fact based political satire,I think we will be fine.
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WoodyFox I tried to be tasteful and pick ones that are funny because of the current situation rather than ones that only funny if you believe the politics. As such I don't believe they are 'negative' political jokes. I think your being a little politically sensitive here. Cruz did flee the state he represents for an unplanned sunny vacation. Cruz did condemn California for their power outages only to have an even worse outages in his own state. They are not even twisting the truth. Surely the irony of all that is funny whatever your politics? On the other hand, what you posted is nothing but a 'negative' political joke, made with soul intention to give one side a laugh and to piss the other side off.
If you went through this thread, and remove every picture that pissed somebody off, it would be a much smaller thread, with many of the pictures left, not that funny in anyway.
I will try and refrain from posting anything similar, no matter how funny.
On a side note, when will humanity understand that throughout their entire history on the planet, these politicians are just a joke no matter what country they are in?
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On a side note, when will humanity understand that throughout their entire history on the planet, these politicians are just a joke no matter what country they are in?
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I think majority do, its just matter of sometimes we letting our political opinions be above rest, its a very similar phenomena as religion.
On the funny side, I had totally forgotten how to spell "phenomena" for a couple of seconds there
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lol I had saved this one earlier.
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funny tweeter exchanges
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@
WoodyFox I tried to be tasteful and pick ones that are funny because of the current situation rather than ones that only funny if you believe the politics. As such I don't believe they are 'negative' political jokes. I think your being a little politically sensitive here. Cruz did flee the state he represents for an unplanned sunny vacation. Cruz did condemn California for their power outages only to have an even worse outages in his own state. They are not even twisting the truth. Surely the irony of all that is funny whatever your politics? On the other hand, what you posted is nothing but a 'negative' political joke, made with soul intention to give one side a laugh and to piss the other side off.
If you went through this thread, and remove every picture that pissed somebody off, it would be a much smaller thread, with many of the pictures left, not that funny in anyway.
I will try and refrain from posting anything similar, no matter how funny.
@SMCJB ,
Do not worry - some of the jokes just do not "catch-on".
You have explained well - and we are learning! :-)
We have similar situations here as well - Head of country (Prime Minister) responding poorly to some national disasters (here: mostly fire).
When nothing goes right... go left
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Ha, ha,
I Have seen this one with quote:
Hi John, can you give me a lift?
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Wife didn't even kill me when I showed her this.
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Excellent!
Unfortunately, can vote (thank) only once
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I'm sorry, couldn't not post this. If you don't get it go back and watch MTV spring break from the 90s.
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only those who have watched Inside Out will get this
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LOL @brach took me a sec to figure it out
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I call this one "Across the pond"
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Really want to know how this turned out.
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Not a funny pic but the more of an video.
But I HAD to post haha
Its hilarious, and someone in comment section said this this is "Switzerland during WW1 and WW2"
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No penguins? Thats the last straw they lost my business lol.
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Not a funny pic but the more of an video.
But I HAD to post haha
Its hilarious, and someone in comment section said this this is "Switzerland during WW1 and WW2"
Yeah, funny thoughts. I noticed that she was doing this in front of a 'green screen', as her shadow is cutoff. But it is still funny.
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Yeah, funny thoughts. I noticed that she was doing this in front of a 'green screen', as her shadow is cutoff. But it is still funny.
I believe she is elevated above the street level; that's why her shadow is 'cut off.'
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I believe she is elevated above the street level; that's why her shadow is 'cut off.'
Yeah, that makes sense.
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