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The following is a collection of superheros with useless superpowers. Feel free to add if you know of any other

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Teleports people - but only from one room to the next.

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The name says it all.

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Most boring superhero ever.

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This one is from Friends.

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This one's my favorite. He can tell how events could have played out differently... in hindsight.

Would be great for trading.

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Here's my favorite - Captain Obvious....


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Here's my favorite - Captain Obvious....



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Hahaha good stuff guys

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Got three more.

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Not quite an actual Superhero but at least disturbing and wrong.


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I'm fairly sure I've seen this guy on the internet...

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You know you want her...


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You know you want her...


She indeed looked better 50 years ago.

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She indeed looked better 50 years ago.

I get it.... Hillary... useless superhero

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Hillary buzzkill.. this may be worse.

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The Out-Of-Shape-Shifter

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Able to fly, but only within an already flying airplane


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  • The power to move through time at the speed of time

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  • The power to transform into an 82 year-old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder

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Had to do something about dead thread



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