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Psychiatrist(Shrink) vs Bartender

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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT

NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:



I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under It. I'm

scared. I think I'm going crazy.



Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me

three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.



How much do you charge?

Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.



I'll sleep on it, I said.



Six months later the doctor met me on the street. Why didn't you come to see me

about those fears you were having? He asked.



Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A

bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that

I went and bought me a new pickup truck.



Is that so? With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a

Bartender cure you?



He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.



FORGET THE SHRINKS..

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

IT"S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION

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