T.S.A. Disclosed the official Airport Screening Results

December 17th, 2012, 11:25 AM

The T.S.A. Disclosed the official Airport Screening Results

October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered
0

Transvestites
133

Hernias
1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172

Enlarged Prostates
8,249

Breast Implants
59,350

Natural Blondes
3

It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Thought you'd like to know.

December 17th, 2012, 12:29 PM

kbit

The T.S.A. Disclosed the official Airport Screening Results

October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered
0

Transvestites
133

Hernias
1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172

Enlarged Prostates
8,249

Breast Implants
59,350

Natural Blondes
3

It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Thought you'd like to know.

I thought these were the stats on those that refused to go through the scanners and got the "Patdown Search".

December 24th, 2012, 05:43 AM

Some clips below for those with the honest intent of wasting time.

This is such a waste, and it better be.

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Airplane! (if it was a thriller)

Robert Stack in The High and the Mighty. He had movie pilot experience,
before the movie Airplane! Sort of weird actually.

I don't like commercials, but this one was so well done I had to include it.

December 24th, 2012, 09:21 AM

Last one. Another ad as it turns out.

T.S.A. Disclosed the official Airport Screening Results

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