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> FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLOND FLIGHT ATTENDANT
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> A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs
> and asked a blond flight attendant to take care of them for him. She
> took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator for safe
> keeping.
>
> He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
> staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a
> lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let
> them thaw out.
>
> Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
>
> Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce
> to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New
> Orleans please raise your hand?"
>
> Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.
>
> Two lessons here:
>
> 1. Many lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
> 2. Many blonds aren't as dumb as most folks think.
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