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A small boy says to his father "Dad, what's the difference
between 'theoretically' & realistically'?"
His dad thinks & then says "Right-ho son, go & ask
your mother if she'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million
quid."
The boy toddles off & comes back saying "Dad, dad, she
said she would! She would sleep with Wayne Rooney for a
million pounds."
"OK son," says his dad. "Now go & ask your
sister the same question."
The boy toddles off & comes back saying "Dad, dad, she
said she would too!"
So then his dad says "Right, son, now go & ask your brother if
he'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million pounds."
The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he
would too!"
"Well there you have it, son," said his dad.
Theoretically we could be sitting on three million quid.
Realistically we're living with two tarts & a poof."
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