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August 27th, 2011, 04:56 PM

Women…
If you praise her, she thinks you’re lying
If you don’t, you’re good for nothing
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen. she wants you to talk
If you visit her often, she thinks you’re boring
If you don’t, she thinks you’re cheating
If you’re jealous, she says it’s bad
If you’re not, she thinks you don’t love her
If you stare at other women,she accuses you of flirting
If other men stare at her, she’s flattered
If you want sex, she says you don’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you’re gay.

August 27th, 2011, 09:25 PM

She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child,
But she's always a woman to me

She can lead you to love
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her, as long as it's free
Yeah, she steals like a thief
But she's always a woman to me

CHORUS:
Oh--she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh--and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

And she'll promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you're bleedin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me
--Mhmm--

Bridge

CHORUS:
Oh--she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh--and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

She is frequently kind
And she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She's nobody's fool
And she can't be convicted
She's earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But she's always a woman to me
--Mhmm--

-Billy Joel

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