Aurora, Il USA
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This
Recession has hit everybody really hard...
My
neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are
having sex with their husbands because they can't afford
batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil
laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience
showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon
with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked
"Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or
them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie
adopted a child from America .
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their
nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an
exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed
her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into
Mexico .
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and
Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The
Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali
pirates.
And, finally....
I was so depressed last night
thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security,
retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre
in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,
and asked if I could drive a
truck
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