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Flying on Air Force One.
Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy.
Michelle added, ‘That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy..
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
“Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the
window and make 256 million people very happy.’

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All three of the characters in your joke are Black, and you made no mention of the pilot's race, therefore you must be a racist.

Additionally, you're obviously intent on inciting hatred and violence toward politicians. If you make a joke or an inappropriate reference about a politician, it must mean you REALLY want someone to throw them out of a plane.

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All three of the characters in your joke are Black, and you made no mention of the pilot's race, therefore you must be a racist.

Additionally, you're obviously intent on inciting hatred and violence toward politicians. If you make a joke or an inappropriate reference about a politician, it must mean you REALLY want someone to throw them out of a plane.

I'm not a racist but I do like the idea of throwing politicians out of planes.

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