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A while ago a new supermarket opened in Topeka , KS .

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
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Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

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When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and
you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

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In the meat department there is the aroma of
charcoal-grilled steaks with onions.

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When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle,
and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

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The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh-baked bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

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