Some say that Big Trader is so powerful that;
- It is the first trading system with a “Mulligan” features that allows you up to 24 hours to take back your trade if it does not work out .
- You can now calculate the next bar 3 minutes before it has happened.
- Goldman Sachs has given up on global domination now that day traders can out gun them.
- It has a High Frequency Trading Subroutine that is so fast, that only dogs can hear it.
- It can plot crossovers with negative values (The –50 SMA over the –200 SMA).
- The US government has restricted it export to North America Only.
- Its so fast it will not process tick data -- but gets right down to individual electrons.
- Its graphs are so beautiful that you will turn to stone if you stare at them
- It is the first platform that successful implemented trading rules based on Astrology, Scientology and Zoology
- It uses special four-foot long keyboards so that fat fingered traders can not wipe out all the world’s exchanges in a single click.
- The bureau of printing and engraving are working triple shift just to print enough money for all the Big Trader users to spend.
- It is the first system that can not only trade stocks, commodities futures, options, credit default swaps and bonds -- but also art, baseball players and “favours” with that hot girl who lives next door.
Last edited by cme4pif; April 1st, 2012 at 02:13 AM.
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Not gonna lie when I saw those commission charges I pretty much blacked out everything else. It went right over my head. i got excited then realized it was April fools. Since children may be reading this site I will not use the exact adjectives. You got me.